Years have already passed since I last had a good shag, it might have even been a decade already. I would love to come across a gent who knows his way to a woman's heart and how to handle a very randy lady.

We all had that not so innocent fantasies about authorities disciplining us in the most delicious ways. My favourite scenario hands down would be a lady like me getting caught by the police for being indecent in public and then taught a lesson.

My late husband has always treated me well but now I am ready to dip into the pond and find a lad guide me thru new adventures in life. I have to be honest and say that I'm also anticipating a lot of debauchery, particularly in bed.

I'm miffed at the fact that I don't feel a day older, I'm still very active in all aspects of life. The saying that age is just a number does ring true for me, I'd still be out and about causing mischief with playful blokes as much as I can.

I am nothing but an old lady wanting to find someone special before it's too late for me. I hope you wouldn't mind my age. It seems now that I am older, I can literally feel that life is short. As such, I would like t to enjoy it as much possible.

No matter how hard I try, it seems I can't please myself any more. My toys can't even give me the pleasure they once gave. It's frustrating that nothing I have can make me happy right now. I think the best way to end this is to have a proper stud who...