Breaking up with my long-term partner is a damp squib. We broke up last week and I didn't even shed a single tear. And right now, I am already on the search for someone who can replace him. Are there any volunteers here?

I would often be found in the kitchen puttering around. Cooking, baking, washing the dishes, or arranging the groceries. I'll let you in on a cheeky little secret, I'd do those chores wearing nothing but an apron when I feel randy.

Spend much of my time in the bath. I love the scent of lavender oil lingering on my skin. Beat the beans once I'm on the bed; that's after drying myself. My day wouldn't be complete without using my sex toys.

I take sheer joy in laughing. Warning: You might fall into my charm and be addicted for a long time. This lass sometimes look like a dork when dying of laughter, but her charisma never leaves her. She twinkles even if she tries to hide it.

The thought of a bloke coming up behind me and making me bend over so they could rub their stiffy against my arse makes me moan out loud. I won't even mind it either if they flip up my skirt and start fingering me until I cum.

They say that I seem like the kind of lady who leads men on and who leaves them hanging afterward. I can't really confirm nor affirm that because there are really times when I become unconscious of my own actions. Who among here thinks that I'm truly...