Playing tennis was a way for me to release tension for years. Nowadays, I am often disappointed that it doesn't give me the same thrill anymore. Maybe fucking a dipstick would make me feel better, maybe those of the younger variety will do.

When I was in my younger years, I used to flirt and mess around with blokes who are a lot older than me. But now that I have grown, I don't want to flirt with those who are older than me. Instead, I want to be with some fresh and young lads.

I'm probably bloody horrible at flirting now but I'm still going to cast a line in case someone takes the bait. I'm not as flexible as I'd like to be but I'll be sure to makeup for it. Other than that, I'm not looking for anything serious. It's been ...

Have my sex toys ready. My flatmate only comes home once a week, and that's good news. On the days that she's not home, my sweet fanny and my wild vibrators can play with each other. Oh, the best part is inserting my four naughty fingers into my fann...

I crave for sleep. It’s the one thing that I badly need right now. To be more specific, I want to be under the sheets, sleeping with a lad who can make everything worth the risk, whenever it’s too parky outside to be having fun.

I used to be the kind of lass who doesn't care even though she's single and alone. But as time flew, I realized that being single is actually so sad because I don't have someone to talk to, to touch, and of course, to fuck.