You could usually find me on the dance floor of a club, a bottle of beer in hand and trying bloody hard not to spill it as I grind my buttocks against a bloke's front. Maybe when I feel him get a stiffy, I'd help him ease the ache.

I don't want to think of myself as an old granny who's frail or weak. I'm a mature lady who has an interesting daily routine. I cook breakfast - egg and sausage for my toast bread. I do gardening as I love plants/flowers. I get naughty at night.

I haven’t been able to get what I need and I am looking for a bloke who is in the same situation. I promise to take care of all your needs if you do the same thing. I love to spend time alone but if he needs me, I will drop everything and be there ...

There's something about having a throbbing cock inside my mouth that makes my cunt weep with delight. Maybe I have a kink for getting choked or gagging on a man's dipstick but nevertheless, I'm as enthusiastic now as I've been about giving a blowjob ...

It doesn't take a lot to excite an old lady like myself, just need flirty words and roaming hands. I'd be a right mess when I hear naughty promises, anticipating if they're going to push through with them or keep me waiting until I start begging.

I feel a little bored with my life right now. Every day just seems to be going in circles. I wake up, have a cup of coffee, report to work, go back home and sleep. Then the next day, I’ll do it over again. I’m starting to believe that it’s time...