Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

They say all women are born equal. If that's the case, then I might be hatched from an egg because I am better than everyone else in everything that I do. I don't mean to brag, but just take a good look at my body. How can a human give birth to a god...

I think I baked just about every flavour of pie there is on this planet by being the model housewife. The best pie does not involve an oven though. The recipe includes a dashing lad's dipstick, a bed-- though not necessarily, and my aching cunt.

If I could only have sex every day, I would do it. Yes, that's how much I love having sex. However, I know that that's far from possible. Anyway, I wish to find a bloke who loves having sex as much as I do. Chat me now if you're that kind of bloke an...

Unlike other ladies, I am not an all mouth and trousers person. When I say that I can make you cum before you can say knife, I will certainly do that. If you don't believe me, then, by all means, allow me to prove it to you.

Dogging is what I want to try soon. My past sexual affairs have always been private, and it makes me a little bored. I don't feel the excitement anymore. Maybe dogging could bring back the excitement I once had before. I miss that old self of mine.