I'm craving to have another casual encounter where I could finally say, "That's smashing!" It's lovely to have that moment when no one can wipe the smile off your face, when all you want is lie on your bed for a long time thinking about all the good ...

Did you ever have a friend so lustful that she shares her dirty whims and naughty reveries? The kind of friend whose secret sensuous fetish can make anyone cum from time to time? Well, that friend is me.

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

Playing tennis was a way for me to release tension for years. Nowadays, I am often disappointed that it doesn't give me the same thrill anymore. Maybe fucking a dipstick would make me feel better, maybe those of the younger variety will do.

A wild lass who fancies showstoppers - blokes who have the superficial things that really matter in bed. A wild lass who wears her ravishing outfit paired with her sexy thong because she never knows where the day may take her.

Travelling is lovely. I fancy places with boho feels. It has this comfortable effect, and it makes me forget what the time is and that I'm still on Earth, not in a different dimension. I'm lucky I get to see those places.