I have no experience when it comes to things like this. I also have very few memories of being great in the sack. The reason I am here is to learn. It would be great if I could have a chat with a highly-experienced and overly-skilled man. Teach me a ...

What overflows when two people are alone in the bedroom? Your answer will tell me if we're a perfect match. If you're really eager to have a chinwag with me, which I hope will blossom into something better, chat me up.

Destroy my pussy, not the environment. I love nature, so I am willing to sacrifice my cunt just to protect it. Let's stop using plastics and rubber. It is pleasurable to go in raw. Don't worry about knocking me up, and nut in me all you want.

Massages are a blessing from the divine gods! I love receiving and giving them as a preparation to the main fucking event. Especially when you have weary joints like me, it is good to give a good rub down before doing any strenuous activity.

Finding ways of incorporating food into fucking occupies my mind like no other. Once the thought of covering a young gent with chocolate and having the honour of licking them clean just titillates me to another level.

Dark humour memes is what keeping me entertained these days. I know that this kind of jokes can be quite offensive, but I still enjoy a good laugh when I see one. Maybe I am going straight to hell for this, but I don't mind. I think men in hell are h...