Tea is my first love. I can drink eight cups of tea with lots of milk while eating an egg and cress club sandwich filled with mayonnaise, mashed hard-boiled eggs, and cheese or dunking biscuits into my tea.

You won't keep me off your mind no matter what, even if you feel sad and down. When you think of even just my name, you will surely feel your lips part into a smile or a moan. I'll keep you occupied with wicked conversations, make you talk for hours ...

A dishy lad coming my way is already a blessing but getting the chance to shag and use his schlong like my favourite sex toy? Now that just sounds like heaven on earth! I haven't had a proper hard fuck in years and I'm not going to waste time sitting...

You should message me if you are not looking for a serious relationship. My career is what's important to me at this moment, so all I want is a good bloke who can make my strawberry creams and fanny chuffed.

Having me is dangerous. I'm untamable. But if I've hurt your ego... If taming me is a challenging activity for you... send me the hottest message that'll drop my knickers. Only then will I know that you're the one I deserve

This may sound a bit exaggerated, but I think I can be the best lady for you here. If you may, please look beyond my old appearance, and have a peek at my personality. I am an easygoing lady who loves having crazy nights filled with endless drinking ...