Popping a bottle of cheap champagne for no apparent reason is one of the simple things that bring me joy. A good shag on the sofa, on the kitchen counter, on the bed, in the shower, or anywhere really, brings me delight and satisfaction.

I'm not like other ladies who fall for blokes who have great abs and muscular arms. I'm also not like the others who want their bloke to have an extremely attractive face. Instead, I'm the kind of lady who would focus more on what you can offer when ...

I like any form of exercise that lets me release the tension built up in my body, and yes, including sex. I am vivacious when I get a fit lad in bed, I want to eat them up when I can. I make their MILF fantasies come true.

Fond of cooking and baking topless or naked, just have to put on an apron to not get splatters on me to be honest. Everyone loves my pie, especially hearing fit blokes whimper and moan as soon as they taste it, if you're catching on to what I am that...

I don't have gag reflex, I don't know if that's a talent but my throat getting fucked is not an issue. I can still go down on my knees and give a lad a good time. They might have to help me up though, aging kneecaps and all.

I once dreamed of having a happy life with my husband when I was little, but that dream has forever changed. I think it's more fun having casual affairs with men. After a night of pleasure, we can go our separate ways.