My friends always tell me that I will end up alone and lonely for the rest of my life because of the way how I handle my relationships. I don't really care if I become a grumpy old lady in the future. As long as I can do whatever I want while I am st...

I am an outspoken lady who loves to keep things simple and avoid all the complicated stuff as much as I can. I am not here for anything serious like love or whatnots. I only want to have a reliable man who can lend me his cock when I'm feeling down.

I would be out of my mind if I don't socialise with dashing lads. They're totally a different specie compared to women and that's exciting. I could listen to their interests all day while my fingers are somewhere else.

Tea is my first love. I can drink eight cups of tea with lots of milk while eating an egg and cress club sandwich filled with mayonnaise, mashed hard-boiled eggs, and cheese or dunking biscuits into my tea.

Smashing personality and charisma are what I'm looking for n my man. Can seduce and sweet talk me into uncle ned with ease. Just a chuffed go, jammy attitude turns a bint on. Is that really too much for a lass like me to ask?

I'm not insecure. I have confidence in myself and in what I can do with a man. Knowing my self-worth means you are safe with me. I won't dare check you every hour. You won't receive a bunch of messages from me asking me where you are as long as our n...