Not to brag, but my irresistible beauty has captivated the hearts of kings and barbarians. These men have ravaged me when I was out in the wilderness, for I love hiking in the mountains at noon. It's hitting two birds in one stone.

I'm always excited to share my experiences as well as to listen to other people's experiences. When I talk to people, I want the clock to stop ticking, so we don't need to sleep. We can chew the fat for a long time and do something different on my be...

I am a single lass who has been living alone in a huge flat. It just feels empty inside, most especially during the night. I’m hoping that I can have vaguely dirty conversations with a sexy bloke who can bring colour to my home and spice to my nigh...

Most people who know me would say I'm caring and passionate. The last word only happens in bed. I'm a passionate kisser, and my kisses make something erect topped with oozing hot cream, and the best thing about it? It's scrummy, and it's free. Someti...

It's a bit shameful trying to advertise myself here. I feel like I am no different than a product being bid upon at ebay or amazon. I don't really have a choice because I am not as attractive as I was when I was younger. Well, I need to accept that t...

Cheerful, loving, and caring! I fancy to bubtion -talk when I'm trying to convince someone. It somehow works, don't ask how? Just looking for a funny, sweet man, and has messy barnet. I find it bleedin' switched on and mafted.