Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

On a cold weather, I drink to be sloshed. It's the best way to stay warm if a bloke is not beside me to keep me warm with his touch and hot kisses all over my body. If the weather is normal, I stay out in the garden to receive the fresh rays of m...

My relationship with my sister is perfect. We always go to shopping centres to buy clothes, eat in restaurants that serves scrummy food, and watch movies. We usually go home together, but there are times we can't. Ask me why.

A play-by-play recap when I'm out with my friends is the reason why I'm allergic to serious relationships. Even if a bloke is handsome and makes an effort to spend the day with me or to help me with grocery shopping, I still say no. A no strings atta...

Whether we admit it or not, being in a relationship is a tiring thing to do and that's the reason why I decided to call time on my five-year relationship. Yes, I am single now and I'm looking for a lad who can have some dirty kind of fun with me.

I had a long and tiring day at work and instead of taking a kip, I decided to join a place like this. To tell you the truth, I'm not sure what I'm looking for. I just came here out of boredom and maybe it would be nice to stumble upon someone who's g...