Dark humour memes is what keeping me entertained these days. I know that this kind of jokes can be quite offensive, but I still enjoy a good laugh when I see one. Maybe I am going straight to hell for this, but I don't mind. I think men in hell are h...

I have an angelic face, but I'm not a saint. I'm a thunder who roars when she's in bed. Though I'm young, I perfectly well know how to tease your thick cock for you to get a stiffy in a matter of seconds.

My hunger knows no bounds. I am known to my friends as the girl with a bottomless stomach. I enjoy eating out and trying new dishes. I am looking for someone who appreciates food as much as I do. We can eat together before eating each other out.

Playing tennis was a way for me to release tension for years. Nowadays, I am often disappointed that it doesn't give me the same thrill anymore. Maybe fucking a dipstick would make me feel better, maybe those of the younger variety will do.

It doesn't take a lot to excite an old lady like myself, just need flirty words and roaming hands. I'd be a right mess when I hear naughty promises, anticipating if they're going to push through with them or keep me waiting until I start begging.

I've collected a lot of items through the years, my favourite would be the leather sex paraphernalia in the special trunk tucked away in my closet. I'm still waiting for the right lad to come along and use them on me.