Shagging in the conventional way is not exciting anymore, I want to try something new. It's been years since I felt like I was looking forward to getting fucked or feel satisfaction from it. Maybe it's the age but all I know is I give some of the bes...

I'm one call away even if it's inconvenient for me, so I'm looking for a man who'll do the same for me. I appreciate someone who's there when the shelf is too high for me to reach or when I'm trapped under a bookcase.

Some say that I have this intimidating aura, so they don't approach me even if they like me. I won't deny that fact; I want to add to it instead. I may seem intimidating, but I'm a loving person. I give my all to men who love to be with me.

I'm not here to find relationships, serious attachments, and commitments. I only came here to search for someone who I can be friends with. And by friends, I mean someone who I can talk dirty with without any malice at all.

As I was writing this, I felt pitiful for myself. I mean, I never thought of doing this, but my life right now doesn't allow me to go out and mingle with hot singles. I think this is the easiest and most convenient way to have some dick, especially w...

Mates say that I have a piss poor sense of humour for laughing at the most inappropriate times. But there are just some things in life that you need to inject some humour into in order to cope with the situation. Do you feel the same way?