The intense feeling of having someone to talk to when I'm feeling horny never fails to make me cum. I am a lady who is easily pleased. All you need to do is throw some sweet words and naughty innuendos on my way and I'll be dripping wet in no time.

Keeping myself entertained during my days off (yes, I still work in an office at my age) has always been easy. Luckily I found pornography! Partner that with my trusty dildo and I'm all set for the weekend.

I am an independent woman, yes, but that doesn't mean I am not looking for some sweet and hard loving. Emphasize on the hard loving one, I do like to get pounded into the mattress like a fuck toy. I need to get the tension out of the way.

The only thing you need to know about me is that I am a very horny lady. I tend to be horny during the most inappropriate times and places. Also, my sex drive is so high to the point that I already have the ability to make other lads horny as well.

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

The naughtiest thing I've done so far is to have a vibrator up my cunt while I'm in the office. I dared myself to keep it in for the whole shift and occasionally turned it on and set on high as the hour struck. I had to keep myself quiet and was blus...