The good thing about me is that I am not the type of lass who gets cheesed off over tiny and petty things. I don't get annoyed over the bad weather or maybe over an unpleasant meal. In fact, the only thing that makes me cheesed off is when lads do no...

I am working as a financial consultant and lately, my job is taking so much of my time. Because of my job, I don't have the time to have fun nor to eat properly. And most importantly, I don't have the time to flirt anymore! Now, I decided to take som...

Making a lady like me pleased is easy peasy. You just have to show me how hungry you are for me and how much you want to taste me. And I suggest that you do that by talking to me in a very dirty and slutty way.

Every woman has their own fanny which lustful men have seen; I'm sure. But when these men look at mine, their gaze stays in my sensuous pussy like it's the most delicious treat. This could be an overstatement, but I've had men drown in the wetness of...

Not here for anything serious. I'm enjoying my single life right now, and I have no plans of adding lemon to it. Not yet ready for petty fights that can add sour flavour to my perfect life. If you're a bloke who wants to have fun and who doesn't mind...

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?