Exchanging private jokes or goofing around is a good way to have fun, isn't it? If you say yes, send me your sweetest message. Make sure it's really overloaded with sweetness. Or else, I might not be able to notice it, luv.

I thrive when there's variety, when there are various colours, and when there are different spices. Life will only be full of adventures and excitements if the important ingredients are present. Do you have them with you, honey?

I am always for the search of new experiences and adventures. Chatting is the new adventure for me right now. I would enjoy someone who can keep my fanny dripping wet while we are chatting on the phone. If you think this is you, then chat me up!

People know me as someone who keeps a stiff upper lip. Well, I am not really that expressive and I prefer to just keep my emotions to myself and I think it's better in that way. After all, I am the only one who can help myself and no one else. But if...

I eat chips and all kinds of unhealthy food on Sundays. If I can't have any of them, I go mad like when a penis haven't been in my fanny for a week. I have an insatiable desire for normal food as well as special ones.

In case you are curious about it, I am still single and very ready to mingle. If you are planning to take the initiative and try to sweep me off my feet, now is the best time to do so. I mean, we don't know what the future hold for us, so you better ...