Romance should be present during getting off as it's the most important ingredient of a sexual union. As a lass with strong libido, I have learned how to mix that with unexplainable pleasure as long as the man I'm with has the same ideals.

I have never done this before in my life, so I really hope to find a bloke who is kind and a bit patient with me and who doesn't mind showing me how this online thing works as I have absolutely no clue! Are there any volunteers?

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

I'm a lazy bitch who does not want to move a muscle whenever she's having a leg over with someone. I prefer to just be like a lifeless doll who receives pleasure and who gets fucked over and over again without exerting any effort.

I've been weary of serious relationships since I was old enough to date blokes. A few decades after, I would rather have a casual relationship or fucking than committing to a serious one. I may be old but I could still shag a lad's knob like there's ...

I feel like I'm wasting my time waiting for my king. As his queen, I should try to make a move hoping that we'll soon meet. So here I am. I have a strong feeling that we're going to have a cheesy conversation soon.