A serving of hash and bangers, good company, and never ending stories. That is what I would call my ideal date night. I know hash is a breaky thing, but who doesn't love breakfast food for dinner! After that, I'd like for a gent to show me his perfec...

When I space out, it's rather due to the filthy thoughts and day dreams that run through my head. I am always up for roleplaying, especially for a bloke who keeps in character until the very end. I am also fond of reading fanfiction and get a few ide...

I am a whore who is willing to do anything to pleasure herself. I love fantasizing about getting fucked my brains out in different scenarios- the wilder, the better. I am not like ordinary girls who only want to have soft, conventional fucking. I wan...

I want to live my life with no regrets or whatsoever. YOLO might seem a bit cliche, but it has some merits. One must live their life to the fullest because death is the end of everything. As such, I would like to have some fun and do some crazy shit ...

Dark humour memes is what keeping me entertained these days. I know that this kind of jokes can be quite offensive, but I still enjoy a good laugh when I see one. Maybe I am going straight to hell for this, but I don't mind. I think men in hell are h...

I always love hearing a good dad joke. I know someone would say they're insufferable but I don't really care. If you're the type of lad that has oodles of 'em then drop me a chat, I'd fancy getting to know you better.